starkysnarks:

∟Tony Stark in Captain Marvel (2019), issue #1

Please. Such a dated reference. I could come up with something better.

lesbiancarlyrae:

Full offence but I need to sit in a river

lev-myshkln:

Tumblr: *in deep discourse about how this popular blogger is actually terrible, pulling receipts, and calling them out*

Me, used to this, having seen the rise and fall of pizza, sixpenceee, memeufacturing, fishingboatproceeds, iamfish, etc:

inuyashx:

kurapikawithagun:

kurapikawithagun:

The funniest meme to date is still AS YOU HAVE FORSAKEN JEB SO YOU HAVE FORSAKEN ME

Name one thing funnier than this I dare you

favecolor:

ponzu:

favecolor:

whats this guy doin

what guy

THIS guy

halseyno:

You are worth more than you think! Just ONE kidney is worth $250,000 on the black market! :)

fieldbears:

ocarines:

ocarines:

dad bod spiderman can’t drive

well MAYBE he can, but he’s a miserable parallel parker

god fucking damn it

mautlin:

fallowsthorn:

paranormal-thingum:

paranormal-thingum:

paranormal-thingum:

in 1999 it was illegal for anyone in the united states national security agency to own a furby or for furbies to be present on nsa property

i wouldn’t lie about this.

this thing was thought to have the power to destroy the u.s. government from the inside out

me: oh my god please tell me it’s because they thought the furbies would learn the words they heard and spill national security secrets

me, cackling: yesssssssss

I googled how furbies “learn” english out of curiosity (it’s just what I thought–they’re programmed to speak more and more English over time and would “learn” English even in an entirely Spanish-speaking household), but this one part killed me